Here is a list of QFG related jokes taken from sources on the net. If you wrote any of these jokes please tell me and I will give you full recognition for your work.
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Top 10 Ways to Embarass your Hero
10. Comment on his personal hygiene and the fact that he changes clothes once in
each game and hasn't had a bath in four games.
9. Chide him when his spells misfire saying that even a magically challenged newt
could do better.
8. Enforce 10pm curfews when he goes out on a date with Katrina or other
sweetheart.
7. Laugh hysterically whenever he makes the thief sign.
6. Insist that he take his He-Man lunch box along when fighting demons lest he
should get hungry.
5. Sing lullabies to him whenever he prepares to sleep.
4. Make him wear a safety helmet on the Wrestling Bridge.
3. Say "Awwww" much the same way a popular sitcom audience would, whenever
he kisses Erana.
2.Whenever he kills a monster, scold him and remind him that Santa Claus is
watching him..
1.Tell stories of him as a baby to his EOF chapter

Top Fifteen Signs You're a failure as a Hero
15. Townsfolk no longer address you with, "Greetings Hero", but instead just give
you the finger.
14. Where ever you go, rumors abound about "that caped freak".
13. You have flunked the FACS 101 course 7 times now.
12.You can't even successfully save a helpless kitten stuck in a tree, much less
defeat a demon, slay a dragon and rescue the princess.
11. You've only been in town for a week, but the population's already reduced to
just you and that comatose geezer in the Adventurer's Guild.
10. Common sound of Hero's Whistle replaced with common sight of Bat Signal.
9. Your name now added to the several already on the walls of the Guild's men's
bathroom.
8. No one's buying those "I was rescued by a hero and all I got was this lousy
T-shirt" T-shirts anymore.
7. Prophecy officially changed to, "Comes A 'Pansy' From the East.....".
6. Ad Avis now embarrassed to be seen near you.
5. Trolls content in limiting their attacks to "wedgies".
4. After Tarnan Soul-Weighing, you regain consciousness in a dark alley with your
money pouch missing and an anchor tattoo on your rear.
3. Dark Master regularly thanks you for your work.
2. Big sign with your picture on it in front of Erana's garden with the words "No
Admittance" painted carefully on it.
1. Baba Yaga doesn't bother with the rhymes anymore and just eats you on the
spot.

Top Fifteen Insulting Names to call a Magic User
15. Wand-lover
14. Performance Art School Dropout
13. Wizzy
12. Wand-a
11. Paranoid Presdigitator
10. Mana-iac
9. Erasmus
8. Crackpot
7. Mumbling Idiot
6. Wuss Tenderfoot
5. Larry Hagman-Flunky
4. Rabbit Conjurer
3. Confirmed Bachelor
2. Nincompoop Necromancer
1. Samantha

Top Fifteen Restaurants in East Fricana
15. Pyramid Pizza
14. The Lost City Cafe
13.Tallest Treehouse Grill
12. Zebra King
11. DinoBites'
10. McAntelopes
9. Kentucky Fried Rhinos
8. Gazelles 'n' Things
7. Half-Eaten-Grazing-Animal-in-the-Box
6. Hippo Bell
5. Monkey Hut
4. The Yak Shack
3. Starbucks & Blackbucks Coffee
2. Simbani House of Coagulated Blood (SHOCB)
1. Sal Monella's

Top Fifteen Names considered by the Dark One Worshippers before settling on
"Cult Of The Dark One"
15. Amon and the Gang
14. The Apocalypse Club
13. Club Dead
12. Druids Ahoy!
11. The Avoozl Fan Club
10. Those darn weirdos
9. Just Like the Shriners -- Only Way Spookier!
8. Brotherhood of the arcane-gesturing, mysterious-mumbling, bad-poetry-chanting,
foul-breath, peace-hating, darkness-embracing, unwelcome-everywhere Dark One
Worshippers
7. The Un-Jedis
6. Mad Monks of Mordavia
5. Daughters of the Mordavian Revolution
4. Undead Poets Society
3. Avoozl Addicts Anonymous
2. Satan's Little Helpers
1. Middle-age Mutant Ninja Chernovii, Octopii, Hexapods & various assorted
multi-tentacled creatures

Top Ten Philosophical Questions involving Quest for Glory
10. What is my quest?
9. Who is my soulmate?
8. If a magic carpet falls on a cactus in the desert and nobody is around, can you
still beat the game?
7. How many spells does it take to make a spelling bee spell?
6. What is the sound of one gnome jesting?
5. What is the mean air speed of an unladen swallow?
4. Are we born heroes, or did we just get the job by pure luck?
3. What lesson is Error 52 supposed to teach us?
2. WHY AM I HERE?!??
1. VORPAL BUNNIES WHY???????????

Top five Paladin Abilities they forgot to add in the games
5. The paladin ability to see the hidden images in those computer generated posters.
4. The paladin ability to differentiate not only between good and evil, but also
between cheddar and monterey jack.
3. The paladin ability to know "briefs," or "boxers," just by shaking someone's
hand.
2. The paladin ability to drink milk without spilling.
1. The paladin ability to carry a hot cup of coffee back from the concession stand
on a tour boat with out scalding himself.

  Top Ten reasons for Refusing a Date in Gloriana
10. Sorry, a saurus bit my nose.
9. My father won't let me date. Maybe next year...?
8. No, I can't. I'm possesed by a demon.
7. I'm a tree!
6.I don't date paladins.
5. I would, but Baba Yaga stole my heart.. and ate it.
4. Maybe when the elephants come back, and my father has more work...
3. Once I summon the Dark One...
2. Sorry, I'm in love with that Rusalka.
1. I don't date Vorpal Bunnies.

Top Ten things in QFG1 that sound like Dirty Expressions
10. "Getting Some Fur"
9. "Yanking the Root"
8. "Picking the Lock"
7. "Feeding the Pony"
6. "Catching the Seed"
5. "Raking Out the Stable"
4. "Fetching the Magic Fruit"
3. "Holding Council with the Bearded Wizard"
2. "Doing Battle with the One-Eyed Ogre"
1. "Playing Cribbage in the Cave by the Waterfall"

Top Ten things in QFG2 that sound like Dirty Expressions
10. "Oiling the Hinge"
9. "Eating the Falafel"
8. "Using Up the Power of the Magic Rope"
7. "Sheathing Your Sword"
6. "Mounting the Saurus"
5. "Squeezing the Bellows"
4. "Charging Your Weapon"
3. "Getting a Piece of Beard"
2. "Releasing Your Pouch Inside the Funnel"
1. "Penetrating the Walls of the Forbidden City"

Top Ten things in QFG3 that sound like Dirty Expressions
10. "Freeing the Monkey"
9. "Giving the Horn"
8. "Laying the Honey"
7. "Bargaining for Fish"
6. "Exploring the Bush"
5. "Dodging the Rhino"
4. "Summoning Your Staff"
3. "Slaying the Worm"
2. "Forcing the Orb through the Portal"
1. "Getting the Gift from the Heart of the World"

Top Ten things in QFG4 that sound like Dirty Expressions
10. "Doing the Gypsy Dance"
9. "Entering the cave"
8. "Baiting the trap" (or "Catching those cute bouncy things")
7. "Releasing the Staff"
6. "Grinding the Bone"
5. "Getting the bush's berries"
4. "Blowing into the tentacles"
3. "Inserting the key into the hole"
2. "Greasing the pan with goo"
1. "Performing the mouth and sense rituals"

Top Ten things in QFG5 that sound like Dirty Expressions
 10. Andre’s occupation
 9. Bouncing on the bed
 8.Entering the blood cave
 7. Anything Nawar says (those don't just sound like dirty expressions they ARE)
 6.Charging your weapon
 5.Selling your spear head
 4. Riding the Gondula
 3. Inserting your lockpick
 2. Expirementing with dr. Petroius
 1. Giving Nawar a pearl  necklace  (If you don’t get this one then you need to read up on your sex terminaligy)

Top Ten Hero's Excuses for Losing the Simbani Initiation Contest
10. Foolishly hoped boyish good looks would be enough to coast by.
9. Thought Wrestling Bridge portion would be best of seven.
8. Was distracted by the mouth-watering fragrance of coagulated milk and
fermented cows' blood wafting from the village.
7. Thought there would be less combat, more singing -- like in "Lion King".
6. Turns out the warrior initiation area is a heck of a lot bigger than it looks on the
computer screen.
5. Never read anything in the rules against "tickling".
4. Highly unreliable method of using sundial to time contestants.
3. Mistaken in assumption there would be spelling portion; spent up prep-time
skimming a Webster's.
2. "You mean you actually had to hit the target?"
1. Let's see how fast YOU run with a dinosaur horn in your pants!

You know you have been playing too much Quest for Glory if, in real life:
-You sneak around or try to cast a Calm spell in order to avoid fights.
-Whenever you feel tired, you try to take a vigor pill or two.
-You carry your cash in a money pouch and refer to it in dinars and centimes or
other favorite Gloriana currency.
-You remember the attire and clothing of all the characters in the games and discuss
their tastes in fashion.
-Everytime you screw up, you try to hit the Restore button (and not just in the
game).
-You are planning a vacation in Silmaria next year.
-Your car has bumper sticker reading, "I brake for Antwerps!"
-Occassionally you take a break from playing the games to design your QFG website.
-You learn french and german so that you can play those language versions of the games.
-You organize and celebrate such QFG holidays as the 'Act like your favorite Apothecary Day'.
-You have heated debates and intense arguements with other fans on the QFG message board on who you are going to marry in Dragon Fire.
-You use your Quest for Glory ego name more often than your real one.
-You spend months playing and re-playing in order to maximize your stats.
-Nothing generates more excitement than discovering a new response, dialogue, or secret in one of the games.
-You have joined the local chapter of Heroes Anonymous.
-You exhibit signs of withdrawal, even anger and depression, when away from QFG for too long.
-Your danger sense tingles a lot!
-You're always skimming through catalogs for the latest Quest for Glory action figures.
-You own every version of each of the Quest of Glory games along with all the patches and revs.
-In addition, you are planning to buy the soon to be re-released Collections CD.
-You are thirsty due to the fact you have been playing so long, and don't understand why you are still thirsty after drinking water from the streams of Mordavia.
-You begin to refer to dollars and cents as crowns and kopeks.
-You say 'Enough Already' when you are done talking.
-You agonize over which font to use on your QFG website
-You read and understood most of the above
Quest for Glory vs. King's Quest: Who would win?

In a fight between these pairs of characters from the two epic Sierra series, we
asked several respondents as to who would win. No weapons allowed in the fight
although innate magic abilities are acceptable. Here are some responses (feel free to
send witty ones of your own).

A Fighter or Prince Alexander?
Alex. Think about it. The Fighter is just a nameless hero who can completely destroy eight goblins at a time and then still have some energy leftover for a Dinosaur or two. Alex, however, couldn't even bring his ship to a stop without blowing it up and throwing giant two-by-four splints everywhere -- Oh, right. Okay, I meant to choose the Fighter.

Baron von Spielburg or King Graham?
King Graham (Really, this time). I've never seen a guy in his mid-sixties do that much bad-guy-bashing in one day.

Erana or Genesta?
I think this one's very obvious. Erana has my vote. She just commands respect. You don't mess with Erana.

Elsa or Princess Rosella?
No contest. Elsa would wipe the floor with Rosella. She's a warrior, quick with a blade, and what does Rosella have? A stick maybe... Unless they were fighting in a big tub of jello, in which case they'd both probably do a lot of falling down.....and squealing.

Erasmus or Crispin?
Crispin hardly can remember his own name, much less how to cast a spell correctly... and if anything at least Fenrus might be able to beat Crispin if Erasmus was too busy telling bad jokes and drinking tea. While Crispin was just this crazy geezer, Erasmus was a bit... I think "out of it" is a good term. Still, Erasmus' got a witty rat, while Crispin's got a wuss-boy owl.

Manu the Monkey or Cedric the Owl?
Cedric was a wuss-boy. Manu would get medieval on his feathered rear.

Baba Yaga or Hagatha?
Baba Yaga; that Hagatha or whoever just doesn't cut it.

Ad Avis or Mordack?
Ad Avis. Anyone who can fall off a high rooftop and still be open to possession has my respect.

Djinn or Shamir the Genie?
Shamir was just too cool. He liked mints. The stupid Djinn may TALK him to death though!

The Demon Wizard or Mannanan?
Hmmmm.... definitely something I'd order on pay-per-view. I think the Demon Wizard might've been more powerful, but Mannanan had that cool mustache! Let's see. A skinny old man compared to a nearly-omnipotent Satanic demon-entity with acidic goo in his mouth. Hard call there.

A Liontaur or a Winged One?
Liontaur. Anyone who's stupid enough to sacrifice a maiden to a small cow about half their size could not possibly face a Liontaur without wetting his toga.

Magda or Madame Mushka?
Magda has tarrot cards, after all, and if those don't scare anyone, she can always rely on the wolf thing.

The QFG2 Brigands or the KQ5 Bandits?
The brigands were quite a bit more efficient than the KQ thieves. I'd rather be robbed blind by them. (After all, the KQ thieves themselves got robbed by Graham. Not very good, are they?)

Harun Al-Rashid or King Edward?
It doesn't matter that I can't remember who Harun Al-Rashid is; he's got to be better than some 80-year-old arthritis victim.

SPIM or the Cat Cookie?
Sorry, the cat cookie wins. The Spim might only make a person sick, not turn them into a cat.

The Underground Blue Guy from QFG3 or that Thing Hanging From the Branch On That One Island In KQ6? Er... The blue guy. He's bigger, and he can formulate thoughts completely.

The Druids or the Chernovys?
I think the Druids, since they don't have to worry about lacking functional appendages or opposable thumbs. Or any other digits, for that matter. Besides, they just look cooler.